ETA: As seen on Bronc, here!
If you have to ask, you don't want to know. Trust me.
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Charts, in case something is wrong with you and you want to make one too:
The area between the yellow lines is the repeat- you can make as many centipede dudes as you want. *Shudder*
(BTW, If you're interested in more dignified knitting patterns, I've got a bunch over here on my knitting blog.)