Glitteratti

I decided, this year, to make Valentines, so we had some people over and some food and some fire and some s'mores, and Valentines happened. And since this blog is basically a chronicle of how I use my giant set of Martha Stewart glitters, it seems appropriate to share.

Forewarning: Some of these are kinda dirty. Some are downright tasteless. If you are going to get offended and complain... don't, instead. If you want to see closer shots, click 'em to go to flickr, there's a bunch.

This one was for Travis. The "LOVE" was originally glitter but it peeled right off. Stupid shiny paper.

Clockwise from top left: Love evolves into birds, Octopuses like to grope, Fox with Antlers, the inspiration for these. 

Clockwise again: The only pretty one, Bub drawn poorly, filthy and nautical, nobody will get that but me and like two other people.

The nerdy ones! Spike looks.... not at all like Spike. His hair gave me fits. And Serenity looks like some kinda fucked up sex toy, but I guess that's appropriate given the occasion. I didn't have enough gray paper so...she's purple. 

TOO SOON.

Clockwise: postcard with a heart on it for reasons I'm too lazy to explain, vampire cupcake because I like drawing vampire cupcakes, You are better than a unicorn, and a valentine for those people you don't want to accidentally creep out. 

the back of the unicorn card

Slovthe is an important emotion

Don't buy in, guys. I'm pretty sure that sentence isn't even grammatical, that's how bad I am at talking the political hipster talk.

 

This one was made by my friends Kelsey and Aaron! I think the execution is lovely, and the advice at least half good. I didn't get a shot of the one I made for them, which is just as well since it was scary as hell (it was Tobacco's basketball-face mask with a caption about being my fucked-up friends.)

Hmm, hopefully the recipients will get these before they see them here. Luckily most of my in-real-life friends don't bother to read my blogs. PFFFFT.